What NOT to stick up your Nose and that includes the kitchen sink

Have you missed me? I have missed me. I have been in a perpetual bad mood for about 2 months now and the only person who I wanted to talk to was myself, and I have discovered I can be quiet a bitch so I have decide to go back to seeing other people.

Not sure what brought on my crankies, bad weather, PMS, the cold I had that just would not go away..but a few thing have happened to snap me out of it. First my friend Nikki has decided to smarten up and move back to Nova Scotia.AND I am finally going to Prince Edward Island to pay homage to the great Anne of Green Gables.

I also had a death scare. Yep I saw the light.

Now to be fair the light was actually on my kitchen ceiling and I didn't see Jesus or any family just a bunch of dead flies and dust bunnies ,but it was mind blowing all the same.

Some idiot decided that menthol nasal spray was a good idea.If YOU think it is a good idea I want you to go into your kitchen and get some peppermint oil and shoot it up your nose or take some Buckleys cough syrup and give it a good snort. It may unclog you sinuses but it also unclogs every other orifice in your face .My eyes burned so bad I couldn't see what I was doing. I just knew I had to make it stop so I decided to stick my face under the running water in the kitchen sink. Not seeing very well because my brain was on fire and the slobber was clouding my vision, I knocked my forehead right into the faucet. The next thing I knew I was on the kitchen floor, drowning in slobber looking up at the light. Yes my friends, I was knocked out by the kitchen sink.

Being beat up by household objects is not a new thing to me.I have a long standing feud with both my toaster oven and electric tooth brush, even the kitchen clock attempted to take me out once...but they never came as close as the sink did that day. Almost getting whacked by an inanimate object does make you think tho..After that not only was my cold gone but also my bad mood. When I realized what happened I could do nothing but laugh, one of those really go hurting kind of laughs. The next I bought myself some flowers and started planning Alexanders birthday party and got on with life the way it should be. I haven't done the dishes since tho..I been making Sam do them, I am secretly hoping the kitchen sink will knock some since into him ;)