Or I could Just Tie one of My Cats To My Head

I have decided to move to England. Not because of the food, or the weather ( I hear both are pretty terrible but I do love me some fish and chips) I am moving to England because of the hats!

As much as I wanted to see what Kate was wearing in this mornings Royal Wedding I ended up being more fascinated by what was on the guest heads. All except for the Prime ministers Wife who wore none ..she must of forgotten what country she lived in. Our own Canadian Prime minister was invited but did not go because he wanted to focus on the upcoming election.

Hahahahahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!

Please MR. Harper, you ain't fooling anyone. At this point there is nothing you can do to win more votes unless you stand on your head and spit loonies.The fact you skipped out on the event of a decade only convinces me further that you are not human but a battery operated cardboard cut out. Agree or disagree with the way the man runs the country aside, I think we can all agree that Harper is as exciting as old toast.And you know what happens to old toast? It eventually ends up made into stuffing to be shoved up an ass, preferably a turkey, a turkey we call Michael Ignatieff .

Well enough about politics I need to eat soon, lets get back to the hats! Which I am sure some of them use to be turkeys, because there was plenty of dead animals on top of those rich peoples heads. I think they are on to something with these crazy hats, or "fascinators' as they are called in the high fashion world. If you are wearing something big and crazy on your head no one will take much notice to a bad hair day, or that bit of grey that is showing.

Remember during the american president Obama's inauguration Aretha Franklin wore that hat with the huge bow? Did anyone notice if she put on a few pounds? Had a couple of pimples? Looked tired? Nope, all they could see was one huge hat that people talked about for months.

Me thinks I will start a new trend here in my ghetto. Since the only dead animals around are pigeons I think I will have to get my feathers from the dollar store....along with some glitter glue.I love glitter glue almost as much as blue sticky stuff. I'll make one for Sam too.